Los Angeles, CA - October 9, 2014 - (iNewswire)
AHRegistry.com is pleased to name Kim Jong-un as the first ever winner of the Bad Hair Day Award. AHRregistry.com is famously known as the only place in the world where one can name hairs on the posterior of its president, Ali Sarrafan.
“We can’t think of a more worthy winner of this award than Kim Jong-un, supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea” said Mr. Sarrafan. “When we think of Kim Jong-Un, we think of the hairs on my behind,” continued Mr. Sarrafan.
“It’s our hope people don’t think we’re making fun of his hair style. We just think he is a terrible person,” Mr. Sarrafan commented. “And now he seems to have mysteriously disappeared from sight, and three top officials from North Korea have made an unprecedented visit to South Korea. If he’s really on his way out, then he’s really having a Bad Hair Day,” said Mr. Sarrafan.
The awarded hair is located in the Dark Woolly Forest region of Mr. Sarrafan’s bottom. “It is actually a prestigious area of my keister. But he’s a man who is used to the finer things in life, even as his own people suffer,” said Mr. Sarrafan.
AHRegistry.com has been naming hairs since September of 2014. “We also hope to soon name our first ever Good Hair Day award winner. We definitely want people to think positively of buttocks hair,” added Mr. Sarrafan.
Crashing On The Rocks Inc,, a privately-held California corporation formed in 2014, owns and operates AHRegistry.com, an entertainment enterprise located in Los Angeles, California. To find out more, please visit www.ahregistry.com.
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